Too Funny! Rich Guy Wins Yacht Race

The article was published by the satirical news website, The Onion, and it is just too funny to pass it up.

Here’s an excerpt:

Some rich guy came in first Monday in that big, famous yacht race held every year at the Newport Yacht Club, a big, fancy yacht place with “a whole lot of really expensive-looking boats and shit,” sources reported.

“There were a whole bunch of boats out there on the water, with all these rich guys running around on them, moving ropes from here to there and switching sails around to, you know, try to make the boats go faster, I guess,” said 61-year-old Newport-area dockworker Bill Duigan, who witnessed the rich guy’s stunning 11th-hour victory from more than three miles away while hosing bird shit off a pier. “I couldn’t see what was going on too well, on account of they were way the hell out there on the water, but from where I stood, I guess I’d have to say it looked like that one with the blue sails was movin’ at a pretty good clip. I heard he was the one that won.”

Read on and have a laugh! Arrrrr

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